Gonzales Burgers

Choe_87 _

2 months ago

★★★★★

Loved this burger place!! Don't expect great decor or ambiance just great food!! Gigantic burger left no room for the sides but that didn't stop us from trying their fries and onion rings!! The meat is so delicious!!! Everything was great!!! If you are a local expect a large lunch rush because our winter Texans love this joint!!!! Can't wait to come again!!

Kal Meyers

2 months ago

★★★★★

This place serves burgers that arrive looking like they could bench-press your car—the size of manhole covers - impressively massive, the kind of patty that makes you question portion control and your life choices But bite down and… yep, disappointing Sahara-level disappointment. The only moisture at the table is your tesrs. The patty has been grilled so long it’s basically auditioning for a role as ancient beef jerky. It's been cooked and smashed to the exact hydration level of a Saharan dune on July 4th at high noon. We're talking desert-dry "I forgot what moisture tastes like" territory It's so overdone it could double as a hockey puck in the Stanley Cup finals—if the puck had the personality of a sad, $24 regret Pricing remains a crime scene: - Double bacon cheeseburger: $24 (yes, you read that right—your wallet just filed for divorce and your bank account just sent you a strongly worded text) - Single: $17 (congratulations, you’ve been mugged but only halfway, (still highway robbery, just with fewer accomplices) **New special feature unlocked:** Cash. Only. Cash!!! No cards, no Apple Pay, no Venmo, no “I’ll get you next time, bro.” They look plastic like it personally insulted their grandma. So before you roll up dreaming of that towering burger, do a sacred wallet check—count the dead presidents like you’re prepping for a black-market deal Service? Still operating on “geological time.” Bring snacks and patience... and maybe a pillow, book, a podcast... Let's just say "eventually" is the house motto Verdict: Points for sheer burger mass and sheer audacity, but massive deductions for dehydrating the cow, highway-robbery pricing, glacial service, and turning “paying for food” into a wallet emptying cash-only surprisese Stop dehydrating the cow and knock a few bucks off it would be a hit. Until then… proceed with caution, an extra $50 in folding money, and understand that this place prioritizes expensive bulk over flavor

Gabriel Findlay

2 months ago

★★★★★

Its not bad but its not great especially for the price. The meat doesnt have much flavor. Its just a standard burger prepared a little differently. The fries are decent but not a reason to come here just for that. Payed 70$ for two double cheeseburgers, one single cheeseburger and two 5$ fries. If this price was cut in half I would give it a higher rating but its just too much money and such a long wait for a burger that doesnt have much to write home about. My mom actually hated it and she eats mcdonalds if that means anything. She did not like the texture of the meat.